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Hello! This is Panda Ron. High in dense bamboo forests in the misty, rainy mountains of Gansu, China lives one of the worls's rarest mammals, Panda Ron...

Panda Ron was born on October 18th, 1987. Ron is a 23 year old who is rather shy and does not venture into areas where people live. As people continue to farm and develop higher mountain slopes, Panda Ron's habitat continues to shrink. Being a Mastermind, he is a genius who possesses the power to project extremely convincing and realistic illusions into the minds of others. Ron also has greedy-guts for knowledge! He loves to guzzle down books by the bucketload and hangs out in the non-fiction section of the library, curious about everything. He is also known as the Wikipedia junkie.
 
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I am in a moody day. RON is trying to cheer me up, and he said " hey, Christmas is around the corner, let me telling you some jokes" These are the jokes...

Knock, knock. Who's there?
Chris.
Chris who?
Christmas stocking.

What do you get if deep fry Father Christmas? Crisp Cringle.

How do a sheep greet other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe..

Thanks RON, you've just made my day!  ^_^

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great~story~
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While I was at home playing games, my bro bring back RON.
I was ignoring him and suddenly RON tell me a story.


Read this..

   Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.
   When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, "NOT THIS WOMAN!!!".
   Nevertheless, he still had to entertain Ah Hua.
   So he told Ah Hua,"If you could form a sentence using the words that I give u, then maybe I will give u a chance! The words are <GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK>."
   Ah Hua thought for a while and said,"I hear the phone GREEN, GREEN, GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW.....BLUE's that? WHITE did you say? Aiyah, wrong number lah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah."
   The manager fainted....


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good
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interesting story~
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RON really a joker.
Read this. See what story he tell me..

    Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York .

    Sid asked Al,: 'Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ?'

    Al replied,: 'I don't know, let's just ask our waiter.'

    When the waiter came by, Al asked him,: 'Are there any Indian Jews?'

    The waiter said,: 'I doont be knowing, I ask cooksaheb..'

    He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said,: 'No sir, no Indian Jews.'

    Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked,: 'Are you absolutely sure?'

   The waiter, realizing he was dealing with: 'foreigners' gave the expected answer, 'I check again,' and went back into the kitchen.

   While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said,: 'I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India. Our people are scattered everywhere.'

  The waiter returned and said,: 'Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews.'

  'Are you certain?': Al asked once again,

  'I just can't believe there are no Indian Jews!'

  'Madhar Chod ! Listen, I asked EVERYONE,' replied the frustrated waiter.

  'All we have is Mango Jews, Pineapple Jews, Orange Jews, Cococnut Jews & Tomato Jews!   - No Indian Jews !!! '



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interesting story~
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haha!! intersting =))
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RON is sooooo COOL.
He is not magically show people but he magically open my mind
When i was too angry due to some girls mistake. He tell me this story and it's sound reasonable.

A man said to his wife one day,
        I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
The wife responded,
        Allow me to explain.
        God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.
        God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!!

hmm.. don't you think this sound reasonable and logical??? 
 

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haha..yeap thats true.the opposite attracts!!
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interesting story~
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yeah..dis weekend i'm going to bring RON to watch Harry Potter together..since both of us are a huge fan of Harry Potter..hehe..RON likes 2 watch Harry plays quidditch..when there is a scene of the quidditch game, RON will be running around as if he is chasing the snitch..lol..

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interesting story~
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nice nice nice nice nice ^^
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Ron is good boy
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Keep it up ;)
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